The 2026 World Tour

Now Performing in a Venue Near You*

* The asterisk denotes that the venue may, in fact, be your house. Please consult the list below.

Right NowThis very moment
My Kitchen
Standing on the linoleum · All ages
Live
Jun 12Friday, 8:14 p.m.
The Garage (Door Half Open)
A reasonable distance from the woodpile
Free
SaturdayJun 13, dusk-ish
A Back Porch Near You
Possibly Yours · Bring a Lawn Chair
Free
June 20Saturday, 7 p.m.
The Lawnmower Repair Shed
Off Route 9 · Look for the lantern
RSVP
June 27Sunday, midday
The Pavilion at Linwood Park
Between the duck pond and Pavilion B · Bring sunscreen and tolerance
Free
July 4Independence-ish Day
The Neighbor’s Driveway
After the fireworks · They said it was fine
Sold Out
July 11Saturday, late
A Truly Excellent Hammock
Strung between two trees of unknown ownership
Limited Capacity
July 19Sunday, sunrise
The Dewy Lawn of an Insurance Adjuster
Will not be opening with anything loud
By Invitation
Aug 1First of the month
The Stairwell of a Mid-Rise Office Building
Between floors 4 and 5 · Excellent reverb
Acoustic
Aug 9Sunday, dusk
A Boat Launch That No One Is Using
We checked · No one was using it
All Welcome
Aug 22Saturday, after dinner
The Bench Outside the Library
The library will be closed · That is the appeal
Free
Sept 5Saturday, post-dinner
A Friend’s Living Room
Furniture will be rearranged · The dog is fine with it
Private
TBDWhen the spirit moves
An Abandoned Silo
Somewhere in Wisconsin (probably) · Acoustics rumored to be remarkable
TBA
Oct 31Halloween, around midnight
A Cemetery (With Permission)
Permission pending · Brother Casimir is on it
Conditional
Nov 28Saturday
The Quietest Corner of a Cracker Barrel
After the breakfast rush · Before the lunch rush
Discretion Required

Booking inquiries should be directed to our esteemed manager, Brandon Wheeler, Esq., who will respond within 4–6 business weeks.

Notes for Promoters

The ensemble travels light. Required: one electrical outlet, one folding chair per member, a reasonable expectation of quiet.

Not required: stage lighting, a sound engineer, soundcheck, a green room, water, dignity.

The ensemble does not perform between the hours of 11:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m. without compelling reason. Brother Casimir is a vampire (figuratively). Dimitri is a vampire (we are uncertain).

We will play through light rain. We will not play through fireworks, leaf blowers, or anyone’s child practicing the trumpet next door.

Please be advised that Ignatius Pemberton-Glass has a strict no-photographs policy unless he is wearing the cravat. The cravat is currently being dry-cleaned.